on the other side of the wall:

“So my job is to just put my butt against this hole and eat cabbage and beans all day? And you’re going to pay me for this?”

I saw this several times when in Finland. I thought it was hilarious (I’m American).

I bet they used waterfall.

Like 4 days, but I was LARPing and I was a sweaty, stinky mess from running around the entire time.

You’re right. It… It was the ass…

Yeah, that’s not cool at all. Gotta mean it if you’re gonna say it.

I told my team to decline meetings they don’t think they should be in. If they’re really needed, they can be added - everyone is supposed to be available/reachable during the day anyway. I told them that this includes meetings that I invite them to.

We have beans, beef stroganoff, and moths. And people are nicer. I believe that all of this is related.

slug slips under door and plows head first into salt arrow

You win the internet for today.

Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.

That is bizarre. All I can figure is that you have a portal to the Dimension of Feces inside you.

Does anyone weigh themselves before and after taking a massive shit? Or is it just me? Just me huh. Cool cool.

I only see my imaginary friend when I take too much Benadryl

We are all robots made of meat and bone.

Wasn’t this an SNL skit? Did SNL steal this?

Bridgekeeper : How many beans are in a can of kidney beans?

Sir Lemmylot: What do you mean? An African or European can?

Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that. AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!

They already said beans

Did it try to blackmail him if he didn’t use the new code?

Context

I’m ok with being probed at this point if it’ll get me off this rock.