I scoop up the cat, then sit down and put him on my lap. Usually he just glares at me and leaves, but sometimes he goes back to sleep or puts his head up for chin scratchies.

New incognito tabs literally have a notice explaining what incognito mode does and doesnt do. People just need to read.

I had recently had a vasectomy and was complaining about how the wound didnt heal properly and I just had an open hole into my ballsack (its all better now dont worry). My sister jokingly said “pics or it didnt happen” and well now she knows better.

I once sent a close-up balls pic to the family group chat. It was on purpose.

Wearing shoes traps the sweat in and marinates your foot in it. Shoes are why feet smell bad in the first place.

No, the strategy is to let potential martyrs rot in prison until people forgot about them. THEN poison them. I guess Putin just felt like it had been long enough.

You are correct, and i did realize this some time after posting I’m just too lazy to edit it.

I am a carrier of CFTR mutations. If I knock up a random woman theres a 1 in 80000 chance of the child having cystic fibrosis. If I knock up my sister theres a 1 in 16 chance instead.

Am I weird for just using shampoo everywhere? If it can clean my hair it can clean the rest of me, right? I mean, a good 50% of my body has hair anyways…

Cheetos are mostly air, theres a lot more surface area for microbes. Thoothpicks need to be dense to be strong enough to function. I wouldn’t put my money on that.

It was psych originally, but the mispelling has become mainstream and replaced it.

Like any good religious nut, their arguments are full of contradictions.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firmament

Isaiah 11:12 - And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.

Ezekiel 7:2 - Also, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD unto the land of Israel; An end, the end is come upon the four corners of the land.

There is actually plenty of language in the bible that implies a flat earth. I found these examples with 5 minutes of searching.

No, one of their core arguments is that language in the bible heavily implies that the earth is flat. Nevermind that the bible is a collection of stories from uneducated iron-age fanatics…

Btw my favorite theory is that they are some kind of dice for a game. The little nubbins on the corners would help them bounce around better.

Archeologists when we’re ancient:

“Wtf is these?”

“I dunno but I bet my mum could knit a glove with it”

Honestly they had me kinda convinced…

Man i really miss old reddit, what a shame. I hope lemmy continues to grow, none of my hobbies have active communities yet like they do on redddit

Im pretty sure that meta purposefully makes the mobile websites for all their products as shit as possible to get people to use the real apps instead

I had braces in my early 20s. Its not a big deal. Just be ready for it to feel like youve been hit in the face with a train.