I’ve used ios for a while now and it’s always just worked, but imessage is a bag of shit though. When I used to use android I was always coming across bugs and issues, especially with the settings app, but this is going back about 5-10 years ago now, so it’s probably different now

Oh no, not again

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

I’m so glad I saw this at the cinema - genuinely one of the best films I have seen for a long time

I think thats a pretty good way of seeing it

Doctor Who Gmod… which coincidentally is what I was playing lmao

Hey fellow skin prick lemming!

It’s not so bad if there’s loads of other cars, but if you set off onto a quiet road, it can be quite easy to zone out and forget where you are if you’re not careful

I think you might be on the wrong instance

This is something I wrestle with sometimes as an engineering student and I think it does vary from country to country. You’ve got to ask yourself how the world would be different without those companies - whether other less friendly countries would come to prominence and whether the removal of the such a deterrence would make wars more common. But on the other hand, you should think about how those weapons are used and whether it’s ‘right’ like the defence of Ukraine, or more objectionable like some of the more polarising conflicts around the world. It’s a very difficult question but personally I don’t think I would work for a weapons company coz I don’t know how I’d feel about making something that is designed to kill people

Your first mistake was thinking large companies care about customers - you’re just an obstacle to your wallet

I’ve got some pretty major food allergies, so I eat almost exclusively home-cooked meals, and I use the salt shaker quite a lot

Calories are just a unit of energy - what you consume usually matters more than how many calories you consume

They seem alright now, and Necrobutcher was disgusted by Euronymous’ response to Dead’s suicide and left the band over it if I recall correctly

There have been cases where people who have learnt another language get head trauma and fall into a coma, only to wake up having forgotten their first language and only being able to speak their second. But you can’t magically learn a language in a coma

Well, let me tell you a little story

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea…

Ooh where to begin? They used to play with impaled animal heads on the stage, Dead used to cut himself whilst performing, then when he killed himself with a shotgun, Euronymous’s first reaction was to rearrange his body and take a picture, which was used as the cover to a bootleg, he also made necklaces out of fragments of Dead’s skull, and sold other fragments. Varg (the same Varg from Burzum) is a neonazi and burnt down at least one church, reportedly with Euronymous. Varg also murdered Euronymous as he believed Euronymous wanted to kill him. You’ll struggle to find a more messed up band

Why not throw in Mayhem as well?

Gotta have Garry glitter in there

I find it bizarre how frequently entertainment plays off sexual assault against men for comedy