More accurately a quarter of a whole is a half of a half of a whole

Opossum: grass type evolves into a creature that pulls tree trunks out of its pouch and uses them like a weapon.

Racoon: water type evolves into a creature that drowns it’s opponents by repeated dunks or by “washing”

Skunk: fire type that evolves to light its own farts like a chav

Based on the discoloration and the color of the walls I’m assuming it just belonged to an elderly smoker and that was their smoking chair.

Maybe I should hire an Amish guy as a consultant for IT. Those guys never get hacked.

So the best security is still keeping your computer behind a locked door and not clicking on suspicious stuff?

Uhhh… I’m not so certain that this is something that will go over well as a live action movie. ESPECIALLY if they plan on having Link appear in it. Link is a silent protagonist primarily because it allows the player to easily project themselves into the position of the character. Meaning that every individual fan has their own specific idea of how link “should be.” Any deviation from that and… Well we know how gamers can be. If you don’t put Link in it and focus on side characters in a plot that happens in the Legend of Zelda setting, you have a chance for something more successful as a spin-off. You’ll still have people on the side shouting “Why didn’t they put link in it?” But if the movie is written and produced well, then isn’t much of an issue.

But the Mario movie was a success so I’m not overly worried about it and I’m hopeful.

Yes. It’s got powerful germicidal effects mainly because it absolutely shreds and scrambles cell DNA with direct exposure. Bad for cells. Unfortunately it doesn’t discriminate between single and multicellular organisms.

So it wasn’t just UV A or B which is found in normal sunlight, but the extremely dangerous and potentially cancer causing UVC radiation that your body does not have a natural resistance to and most sunscreen does not protect against either.

Monumentally stupid.

So eventually, the ghosts stopped thinking.

Even more hilarious when you realize that the veteran has only one leg in the drawing. Edit: Well excuse me for thinking that the punchline was that the son had just pivoted to drawing really depressing topics garnering the reaction from the parents.

The film is about a tire that comes to life and kills people with psychokinetic powers.

Amazing.