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Well, that’s something I can’t unsee now. FUBAR.

Golem

Scratch that. Just say Last of Us 2 is either the best game ever or the worst game ever.

Didn’t know I needed Sus Walter in my life.

Set laundry to bake.

“Blasts, you found I palagarized my shower thought!”

“Oh yeah?! Well… I slept with your wife!”

“Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!”

Do you like it? I was generous.

I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!

You forgot he also plays golf and runs while rock climbing with a piano.

Yikeeees

The krabby patty secret formula sauce.

Hypocrisy 101

Imagine this being your biggest problem in life. Such privilege.

This cracks me the fuck up. They’ve changed their service like 1000 times already only to revert back to HBO Max lol

Quit yanking my pizzle

I’m sorry, but this is an extremely naive take with absolutely no nuance whatsoever.

It’s because Russia had crossed their fingers behind their back while agreeing.