Damn…

Is this a real post?

A pay-for-friend? Yeah you can totally do it! I don’t know about a real event planner but use the social meeting apps and throw some money at people. See what happens. Sounds to me like an interesting social experiment too. Good luck!

And they would totally dig that shit up and call it an experience too. Do it.

Wait wait wait…are you serious about the golf comment? That would be crazy if it’s true!