Don’t let this distract you from the fact that America and capitalism and the CIA are all bad and this is all ultimately their fault

I mean, it’s not a free pass, it’s just a pass they’re willing and able to pay for.

Honestly we would all be better off if we had somewhere we could deport these people to. Fascists to Russia, communists to Venezuela, sovcits to Somalia.

You are only as free as your least-free member

When you put a single word into Google Translate it usually gives you one or two good translations, some meh ones, and one that is not technically wrong but insane in most use cases.

The part they don’t show you is that the guy on the left has been reading the rules, learning the game, making plans to play it, and then having those plans not work out. For 10,000 years.

After twelve drinks the Probably War Crime and Definitely War Crime buttons look basically the same, and there’s a fucking lot of them

I would give this merchant zero stars if I could

I heard the ones in school zones actually have 10lb of copper and a chocolate bar inside

Look everybody, it’s an Other!

(everyone hated that and took it personally)

If Russians invade your country they’ll have guns, not pens, and you’ll need a plan to deal with them when they don’t feel like negotiating.

Not before he pays his fee you can’t, that would just be foolish

Update: It turns out the solution to my problem is Read More Theory

I’m not deranged and terminally online, you are

You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.

Yep, same. I should research solutions to this problem with a bunch of new tabs.

But on the bright side, they do have UBI

Leninal spaces?

Good, fuck that guy. How is a BMW different from a porcupine?