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If you don’t fantasize about your political opponents being murdered in a home invasion you’re the weird one

Forgotten Weapons

So do you send children to a special children’s gulag, or do you send the entire family to the same one to avoid separating them?

I’ve heard it referred to as The Middle Kingdom, so this makes sense

They just picked some characters that sound like ‘Canada’. It probably means something nonsensical like Greedy Purple Turtle

This had better not awaken something in me…

#6 is some pretty heavy editorializing

Wait, we have subjunctive in English? Holy shit you guys

Why would the government waste its time listening to every phone call made by everyone in America? It just doesn’t make sense bro

You get what you pay for when you interact with communities like those ones

They hated him because he told the truth

He’s physically unharmed, but he’s seen things he can never un-see

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that America and capitalism and the CIA are all bad and this is all ultimately their fault

I mean, it’s not a free pass, it’s just a pass they’re willing and able to pay for.

Honestly we would all be better off if we had somewhere we could deport these people to. Fascists to Russia, communists to Venezuela, sovcits to Somalia.

You are only as free as your least-free member

When you put a single word into Google Translate it usually gives you one or two good translations, some meh ones, and one that is not technically wrong but insane in most use cases.

The part they don’t show you is that the guy on the left has been reading the rules, learning the game, making plans to play it, and then having those plans not work out. For 10,000 years.

After twelve drinks the Probably War Crime and Definitely War Crime buttons look basically the same, and there’s a fucking lot of them