A big, expensive wrench that’s never been used by a tradesman

You need to refudiate SVM’s right now, in front of everyone

Literal fascism and/or communism

That depends, how much were you looking to spend?

Have a detailed, copy-pasted reply with links ready to go. Every time he pops his head up anywhere, remind anybody watching that he is a known pedophile. Also, talk to a lawyer about the possibility his behavior might rise to the level of harassment.

I would miss Mexican for sure but this is also my answer.

Excellent choice. I hope you’re happy with barbecue, fast food hamburgers, and all-day breakfast.

Look at how they massacred my boy

Everybody wants a back yard, nobody wants buses or trains

Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

Ja, herr obersturmführer, dieser kommentar hier

*Drumpf

Surely you’re not suggesting that civil wars are somehow bad or difficult to win

Actually we’ll do it different this time, smartass

All I want right now is to be back in the shire, touching grass

I was on antidepressants briefly and they made me enjoy sex somewhat less, but I did last longer

Why would you need diplomacy when everyone has perfectly good guns just sitting at home?

Fair food comes to Washington

Congratulations?

I guess the same way all of the other ones get enforced, imperfectly