Growing up rural there were lots of troubled kids everyone basically ignored. Nothing would get through to them so their outbursts were basically ignored. One kid has a tic where he’d yell “yee haw, stick it in your grandma!”. Over and over.

This is the funnest looking person I’ve ever seen. Looks like the guy who lights up any room he enters.

Edit: he’s also this guy!!! My new hero is also one of my previous ones …

Looks like Wes Anderson’s dog

Same with Bing!

Drinking tomato juice (more related to the airplane). WTF! never seen it in vending machines, offered on tap, in fast food joints …

But 9/10 times someone in my hearing range orders a tomato juice to chillax and drink that sweet thick pseudo-ketchup.

With a side to seagull teabag?

WTF was she going to eat? Maybe the seagull was doing her a favor

It’s our Pale Blue Dot

Sorry for tagging a disgusting story to your post … but: Friend’s dog, off leash in the big city part found, rolled in and ate poo it found. Turns out it was a homeless man’s who was a drug addict. Dog started to OD. He carried to poo covered do to his car for a run to the vet but the dog vomited all over his back seat. Happy for his dog’s health but stuck cleaning homeless poo dog vomit out of his car. Again, really sorry!

Americans won’t understand this because our population is measured in metric

I think Tesla is above wild swigs in public perception. You’re likely already in a camp.

True! But I’m not under the illusion that I am in magical whale mist.

Favourite word in the English language: snarge.

If you are whale watching and get the most from a blow hole, know that you are being sneezed on and are covered in millions of bacteria