Cop: say woof.
Dog: what, right now?
Cop: yeah.
Dog: but I don’t smell anything…
Cop: I’ll give you a treat.
Dog: woof woof woof!
Cop: say woof.
Dog: what, right now?
Cop: yeah.
Dog: but I don’t smell anything…
Cop: I’ll give you a treat.
Dog: woof woof woof!
This is how we got the Herman Cain Award.
I see you are quite moo’ved by this comment.
Court over Zoom ❌
Zoom over to court ✅
The judge says to Mickey, “I can’t grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy.”
“I didn’t say she was crazy,” says Mickey, “I said she was fucking Goofy!”
Fo’ shizzle
Behind Bars series on YouTube. Especially the one on Antananarivo prison in Madagascar.
It really helps me appreciate my freedom and life, despite occasional difficulties.
So… A fetallini?
Maybe so, but on the other hand…
Can’t be violent if you’re busy working or too tired after work…
I work in a hospital. Since Covid, instead of hugging after I got home from work, we started doing “foot cuddles”, just touching our feet together before I went to shower. We still do it to this day.
Many people are no strangers to this type of agreement. But for those who are not familiar, I believe this video has gotta make you understand.
So much so that ducks have developed evolutionary defenses.
For example, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
You just have to worry about food options like cuttlefish and asparagus or vanilla paste
Watch this:
The quick dog jumps over the lazy brown fox.
Anyone else think of the Mona Lisa case from Glass Onion?
Maybe you could ask for the boiling point of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO), a very dangerous substance.
More info at DHMO.org
Maybe summarize it into a top 5 list?
Certainly gave it to his many baby mamas
They are also very unhappy when others steal their food. So hypocritical.