Tuna & Pineapple on my pizza, but I also make sweet lasagne with a chocolate sauce^[1] with pears, and with vanilla sauce. And yes, cheese.

Congressmen: “But… is it illegal?”

Disney: “I will make it illegal.”

Clearly, the worst colour is ocean gray. Such a dowdy old colour. Military gray is superior in every way.

It is everywhere. I prefer water straight from the tap, which is usually better quality anyway (say the labs, not me).

And for what?

The revenge of Clippy.

The US really is a terrible place for kids.

First they had to deal with school shooters, and now school sharters as well.

Yep, dryers are easy

Heat pump driers are the latest fash, doubt that is true for these.

I love the excitement of using !?

Did I remember correctly what command sequence I last used that pattern with? Will my data be gone? Will I send a vulgar email to my boss? Who knows, let’s find out!

Real life flat eric?

The quote “brimming over with wrongability” comes to mind.

UK, what the bloody hell is wrong with you.

Good thing the event did not take place in Hamburg.

Are we being false flagged?

Whether or not that is the case, I bet a lot of the fascists in and around the white house creamed their pants yesterday because of the opportunity this no doubt presents to them.

The little mouth is still enough to take the head off of ya, sooooo…

So they are using AI to produce content that will probably be exclusively consumed by AI that tries to learn how to make content.

Basically, a complete shit eating cycle that only has real food once at the beginning.

It sounds futuristic

No, it just sounds stupid.

Sure.

It does not matter, all feet have roughly the same size.

– the shoe company

Why not make it even more ambiguous by specifying the desired cutting width in “circumference of my dick”.

All this while systematically crippling our tax investigation departments.

If I ever meet Merz or someone like him, I will have choice words to say.