Pineapple pepperoni on a white slice

I will defend this hill with my life

Yeah that’s fair, the guy was armed to the teeth. The bump stock is just the icing on the shit cake.

So fun fact

The reason why it was the deadliest shooting is because the shitstain was using a bump stock, which makes semiautomatics into pseudo-automatics, so he just mag dumped into a crowd

After it happened, the Trump admin of all fucking people banned bump stocks. Broken clock or something.

Now SCOTUS is about to hear a court case to repeal the ban, and they look poised to legalize bump stocks again under the BS reason that “they’re not technically automatic weapons”

With the added bonus that now everyone knows about them

There was a shooting on a subway yesterday at a train station full of cops and National Guard, so yeah, not NY

Is this 🫱🦋 a menu?

I don’t know what kind of information the media in your country communicates but that has been pretty well known for a long time now.

In the US, antivaxxers downplaying polio and measles are given the same amount of credibility as actual scientists and medical personnel in the name of “fairness”, and Republicans waged a war against anyone reporting COVID infection data, so yeah, our standards are VERY low. Basically any kind of acknowledgement is ground breaking.

There are bike lanes, people are just assholes. Usually they hop on the sidewalk because they don’t want to wait at a red light.

In NYC, maniacs ride ebikes and mopeds on both the sidewalk and the street as it benefits them. Every time I walk my dog I have to dodge the fuckers going full speed down the sidewalk. And they always glare at the pedestrians like you’re the problem.

My partner has it and is doing pretty well so yeah. She works in arts nonprofits and is part of an avant garde music ensemble.

In industry, minimum means that’s what you’re getting

Short of a candidate getting a stroke, please describe a realistic scenario in which we get a different nominee for either party

Boy do I have news for you about your boy Trump

I live in the city and only really ever see them parked over the curb or in the sidewalk in front of a No Parking sign. At this point I’m honestly not even sure they’re capable of parallel parking.

I die inside whenever I call an Uber and a Tesla pulls up.

And the humans

You need to add America to that list

Never understood why people think it’s inedible. It’s basically the best part!

Because Israel isn’t a random Central American country on the verge of democracy. They have oil.

You could’ve saved $3 on the pack of tortillas by spending $10 on a bag of masa and 6 hours making enough tortillas to feed a small battalion

They make disposable tea bags made of the same paper as coffee filters