Any kind of gambling, any kind of magic thinking

Backpack and filter mask

Ditto. I literally tried to sneakily go Vegan. Failed because I’m low on time, can’t cook for shit, my parents bullying, co-workers bullying, limited selection in this shithole country, and worst of all…it costs a fuckton here.

I don’t even want to eat meat slop every day, that is for sure. But my food choices right now is meat slop and cereal.

Well, if AI becomes what it is marketed as, off we go to a simulation to be tortured forever. That is a problem!

What can you do. We will transcend it some day.

Until then, I’m not dying for a fish

If only you had this much energy while posting on Lemmy NSFW

The problem is, the guillotine industry needs to expand, and everyone needs a guillotine!

The torture nexus in the background, blue-screening ominosly

Oh thank heavens! Now I don’t have to sell my body.

2026 is gonna be MY year!

I tried, going for it again.

Guess I’m becoming “gay”

Yep. One of the reasons women do all the housework, is because men where literally not taught how to. It may sound weird that someone can fix a car, paint a fence, but struggles with house chores.

It’s due to literally never learning to.

That’s the idea.

They also just murder shelter animals and do negative PR

So, did he blow yet?

Well it’s ok! They will just suck fake dick 😃

Making it 100% straight dick!

Of course not! I lick it clean first!

I’m very afraid for what this means. I just hope some miracle happens, and Trump becomes a commie.

Sigh I don’t see why any self-aware enough social species would not develop that.

It is the great filter, after all.

Absolutely unspeakable things would have happened to him. Forget hanging, he would havd been an example for all time.