Sounds like they should have released it for $30 more and called it early access

Identical twins wouldn’t make a baby either

One of my favorite things I’ve seen on the internet was a gif mashup of don’t stop me now with a gif of a porn where everybody looked coked out of their minds and this girl is dancing all crazy.

We had those but nade throws in the original call of duty.

I can’t sleep unless I shower I just feel disgusting

My civics teacher’s wife called one time during class and it went to the answering machine, “Hi Ernie”, whole class bursts into laughter. Def called him Ernie a few times.

But definitely don’t Google Demi Moore bush.

7 months, crawling and standing they can’t be left alone for more than a few seconds or they will pull themselves up and fall.

Nope, no tv, no phone, no tablet

I do have a young child, and where does op state they are a single parent. Yes throwing screens in front of kids is the easiest way for you to ignore them and do what you have to do, but it’s not recommended and it’s bad for their development.

Your poor kid

Well maybe don’t post about how your kid crys when they can’t watch TV. And maybe you should have solicited advice from your pediatrician.

Have you tried reading to your kid instead

Not step sibling incest porn of you skip to the part where they stop talking

This belongs on sad cringe

The next joke haircut I do

I actually get crypto as a concept but I really think their can only be one coin of any true value, and right now it’s Bitcoin. I think at some point something will come and knock it off the pedistool.

I’m not a get rich quick kinda guy so I never bothered with crypto and have only played around with a little bit of money trading stocks and treated it just like I do gambling (money I will lose, although I did make a bit of money back on GameStop lol).

I’d love to see a study on the religiosity, political affiliation, education, wealth, career, and age of people who get scammed and the types of scams they fell for.

There was a while in 2019(I think) when all the office talk(software firm) was crypto then it just stopped it was glorious.

I mean one of the candidates is a convicted felon that worships dictators and has said he will go after political rivals and that he’d be a dictator for a day.