abadbronc@lemmy.worldtoWorld News@lemmy.world•Byron Bay is to be stripped of its nudist beach – and naturists blame ‘conservative creep’English
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3 months agoSorry. Your insurance will only cover an Xbox 360.
Don’t worry everybody. Our IPO might seem bad, but it’s just because our users have absolutely no faith in us.
We should start calling these the “new oculus” or something. The marketing has been insane and neither Meta or Apple would benefit. It would be like when people called every console a Nintendo.
Guy: Dude, that skinny fish just bit me!!
Friend: It didn’t even touch you, pussy.
Guy: I swear to God it got me.
Friend: Got you with what, its scary fish magic?
You have to pay for it? Bro. I’ll leave the Internet forever before I’ll pay for a search engine.
PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!
For bank shots.