At least if you assault an officer, you then get an actual court date and get to go to jail, rather than El Salvador.

Ooo, stabby!

Because apparently all of them have an inherent urge to sexually assault others, and they think it isn’t fair that someone like them can dress as a woman to assault people in the women’s bathroom.

If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

Rick: “You know, Mr. President, the more you use that word, the less impact it has. At this point, it’s like a terrorist is just a guy you don’t like.”

Pres: “Shut up, you terrorist!”

This is from memory, so isn’t gonna be fully accurate. Ah well.