I am SHOCKED

that it took this long.

My man.

Thank you. It’s been decades since I remembered this - and laughs are a little hard to come by right now. ❤️

It sounds sorta familiar to me, but I can’t place it either.

Maybe https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_Down?

I have life insurance on both my kids - pretty much like the rest of you it’s small and meant as funeral cost coverage. The side benefit is that it’s whole life, so when they get old enough for me to sign it over to them, there’s some cash value they can have instead if they want.