Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those up.

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

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Help them investigate someone else. If you are the one they are investigating, shut your mouth.

I’ve always wanted to be trapped in a sauna. Sounds lovely.

I knew that was your pussy before I looked at your user name. Old fan of yours from Reddit. Sexy as always.

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Bro yesss I’ve showered twice. Also fuck coming out of the shower still sweating. Also nice camel toe 😅

Jokes on them. I don’t even want to go to heaven unless I can suck a bag of dicks on the other side of the gates.

Yall are the ones making the whole ass edge slippery?

Never underestimate the power of water cooler interactions -C suite