You’re strong for not masking your whole life. Things will get better (especially once Trump keels over) and you’ll find “your” people. A group of friends who love you for you. Your chosen family. I’m not a feminine male, but we all have our things, and I found my people.

I’m worried for my nephew who is in a similar boat to you at the age of 6. Growing up a sensitive, sweet boy in a bigoted community. I have to have faith that he’s gonna be okay… or he can come live with my family.

Wall wart, but nobody knows what the fuck I’m talking about. “charger plug” is what those anround me expect to hear. So, that’s what I call them.

Good.

You talkin’ about ol’ President Pedorapist? I can’t say for certain. Oh wait. Yes I can.

It’s kind of like when I’m driving. Everyone going slower than me is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a psycho with a death wish. 🥲

Contact your CC company. My wife recently had to return a box to France and it cost her $75 of her $200 refund. She later found out her credit card would have covered the shipping if she had called them first.

Exactly this. I’m dumb, but I ain’t stupid.

Sheeeeeeeeit. I remember when that wasn’t even the case with Windows. I’m old, though.

This time do it with poisoned food, so when it’s confiscated, hopefully those Israeli dogs eat it.

Or the landing of a jump.

Good. May they fall another 40% in 2026. Fuck that company.

I read ‘bomb recipes’ as, like, fuckin awesome recipes for things. I’m fat.

Sad state of affairs.

💯

Yeah. No shit. wtf did they think was gonna generate returns? They wanna run ads in the middle if responses?

“What kind of dog you have?”

“Dog?”

My labour ain’t free.

I sure am sick of super fast, stable internet connections. Let’s all get something that fucks up when it’s cloudy.

Which is why I’m here and not there. It’s the internet: I hope nobody posts their hot takes! Reddit needs to lighten up. Or even better, fuck off.

My friend Pat and I used to remove labels from cans in people’s pantries at university.