Maybe I should ask OP who it is they’re saying is confidently incorrect? I originally thought that they were saying Oliver was incorrect, but your response makes me wonder if they meant the Trump campaign response was incorrect.

Basically, I just want clarification.

Can someone explain what part he’s incorrect about? (Since we’re in ConfidentlyIncorrect)

Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

Just stop being ambiguous. Give a specific date, because based on the number of answers here “next Saturday” could mean anything from last week to 6 years from now (yes, I’m being dramatic for effect).

“Yeet” (because, you know, it’s a throw pillow)

Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.

Hey GreyTechnician, are you a good bot or an evil bot?

Vacula. Because he sucks your… dust.

You know what they say, “I before V, except after C”. (Or something like that.)