Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!

I have something similar with my mom. When she sees a certain popular painting, she thinks of me. The only problem is that I don’t really care about that painting, but an ex from high school loved it. My mom somehow just started associating it with me instead, and so if she gives me something with that painting printed on it, I still enjoy it, because now it reminds me of my mom and how she wants to do something nice for me.

That’s how the contact is saved in their phone, a name with a ring and heart.

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen an opossum yawn, it really reminds me of one of the faces in Beetlejuice!

That game sounds really wholesome!

This picture was from over a decade ago, so before AI. I couldn’t find the source just now, but I remember seeing that this was photoshopped, the tree texture was applied to a photo of a woman in the roots.

I knew I was saving my pogs for a good reason!

“G Block baby certified stever no certain block I wiggle”

For the last one, it could be like the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, where it represents all bad people currently living. When anyone deemed “bad” passes, you could take a sip.

I bet a crt monitor box would be constructed very well! I recently purged a bunch of boxes that were starting to show their age that I had from a move 17 years ago. They were with me for 8 moves! Hopefully this last move will have been my last for quite a while.

Grass

This video goes over some things that are illegal to say

How would that work? Like these ten apples are equal to 2 bags of oranges?

The last time I had issues with a chat bot, I had said “you are worthless” and that somehow got me to a real person. So, maybe try demeaning the bots into submission.

The subhead with the lede:

USDA research points to viruses spread by pesticide-resistant mites, indicating a worrying trend

Yeah, it should say Nordic instead

It’s very similar to playing a brass instrument, basically like a bugle. The easiest way to explain it is that you kind of make “raspberries” with just your lips.

You’re the Snail Pope, you can do anything!

Spicy onions are the worst!