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… omg we’re nerds.

From the dinner table: your smile
From between your legs: your tits

What in the Debbie Does Dallas is this music? 😂

At least you didn’t drop your phone this time!

When you die, can I inherit your game? Thanks in advance.

This is how it goes. You wait too long and you get offered up to others. 😂

Deal. And I’ll even let you have the reward.

Great. In other circumstances I’d ask whose dick I need to suck to get something to happen but I think that might be the point. 😅😜

Jeez, this has been going on for a few weeks now. Would you two just get a room? Then add your wife, some mirrors, cameras, and record it for us with several angles and positions? Sheesh, some people.

Your lips, because I’m a goddamn gentleman. At least for a bit.

Ah yes, the lesser known Red Hand of Saruman

It’s from a Meatloaf song, I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That). It’s referenced in HIMYM though.

Lol great video but the background music sounds like I’m watching a marketing video.

The snuest of snus.

Gives a 404 unless you take off .jpg

Correct URL: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/stupidgainsborokestrel

Oh look, racing stripes.

Oh if only… Would love to wake up to a taste of you in the morning.

You’d be the best Christmas present.

Really love to see you in red, these in particular.