Easier to replace the light switch at that point

If that 80 year old’s name was Jack Bauer, that would be justified. He can kill you with that KitKat

didn’t draw my gun or anything

Pfft. And you call yourself a cop. The shame!

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Sounds more like you’re not trying hard enough

Oh I don’t own the stock. But you can’t deny that it’s been a great asset for anyone that got in early. Saying it’s down 30% from 6 months ago without looking at the big picture is short sighted.

Also, fuck Elon

zooms out 5 years

Up nearly 800%

Yooo hooo

Are you making a suggestive cat call? Or do you just like the chocolate beverage 😊

I like my options 0dte

By a huge margin

He said what he said!

Unlike the cake

My step mom’s step cousin

… But now I’m suuuuuuper curious

Write a witty Lemmy msg

I almost choked from laughter

Times New Garbage

Ok, Elizabeth Holmes

It’s amazing and scary how many geopolitical, micro/macro economics, and philosophical experts we have here!

Your one friend != all experiences.

The average age of a child in foster care is more than 8 years old, and there are slightly more boys than girls.

Source: https://www.adoptuskids.org/meet-the-children/children-in-foster-care/about-the-children#:~:text=They range in age from,by their parents or guardians.

They got their source from: https://www.acf.hhs.gov/cb/research-data-technology/statistics-research/afcars