dream_weasel

So the first two times I read the last panel I thought the doctor was actually a genie… and that made it all pretty hard to follow TBF.

As someone who blocked blahaj as soon as instance blocking was available, this whole situation has been nothing but upside so far.

Basically nobody actually needs a tach taking up as much space as the speedometer.

At the end of the day someone has to donate hotdog casings.

That is one busty gentleman.

Yuck.

I hope your car slides off the road.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna piss on his grave.

I’ll do rhyming later.

Super hearing, super sight, sub-mariner.

For context, previous shirts include:

I pooped today (the kickoff shirt)

Sounds gay, I’m in!

I’m the homie with the extra chromie.

Wake up sluts, it’s time to sin!

And I’m on the lookout for a good deal on: Born to shit, forced to wipe"

So this is right up the alley.

No. A 14 year old would get a pass to wear it. He’s 33.

I did. It’s a winner in the category of “Xmas gift shirts for my brother he can never wear outside his house”. For that, I upvote.

Good luck to you. Sounds like you’re working at the intersection of management meets reality, and nobody has extra love for a scrum master.

I can recommend honestly and incremental adoption. It will be difficult to eat this whole sandwich at once.

There are other, better kinds of weasel.

Another thing that is not a meme posted in memes…

It is definitely entertaining though.

You are a prisoner in a room with 2 doors and 2 guards. One of the doors will guide you to freedom and behind the other is a hangman–you don’t know which is which, but the guards do know.

One of the guards always tells the truth and the other always lies. You don’t know which one is the truth-teller or the liar either. However both guards know each other.

You have to choose and open one of these doors, but you can only ask a single question to one of the guards.

What do you ask to find the door leading to freedom?

Except I feel like I remember needing to burn 2 CDs instead: one for the computer or if you were cool and had a car stereo that would play mp3s and one (or maybe several) to put in the walkman or the boom box or whatever.

Huge binders of sharpie covered CDs… Good times.

Then the DVD burner came out and started a black market scene at school, but that’s another topic entirely.

How are they different? It’s halal brand soap and that’s the difference?

“How is halal stuff done differently?”

“Oh, you have to do it differently.” / “it’s cleaned with different chemicals."

… Neat. You can tell it’s different by how it is… I guess.

You just defined the reason for asking the question without in any way answering it…

Aesthetic, no?