I had this broken but working lamp (was just the light part no stand) with a dumb plastic baby blue lamp shade thing that fit perfectly on there as a lid.

I put it there because I worked out one of my dogs was kinda scared of the dark and wouldn’t eat at night unless someone walked out there or we left the big light on, once we put that on and turned it on he was fine.

Carport.

I’m going to believe that the thumbnail is the detective that solved the case.

I absolutely love it, it’s the perfect show in my opinion, I’m so glad I stumbled across it.

I was sold on it by the first episode entirely because of Oscar, he kills me with every line.

I have found and become a big fan of tv shows that I would have never had the chance to see because of piracy, one of my favourite shows ‘Corner Gas’ never once aired in my home country. Thank you piracy for helping me find good entertainment.

My mate sent me a link to a twitter post that had the x.com link and for a moment I legit thought he sent me a porn link by accident.

If you had a basement that lead up to that drain you could put some mesh angled down, busy a hole into the the drain from your basement and if some stranger tries to grab your keys you can drop them inside.

I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it’s a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

You know what? As an Aussie it fucking does my head in when cunts from overseas like to make out that we swear all the fucking time, like Jesus Christ on a crapper, we don’t sweat that fucking much, it’s not like we’re doing this shit all the cunt fuckin day, God fucking damn, it gives me the shits mate… Fuck.

That’s just because Canada hasn’t fully joined.

Israel going for the world record of breaching the Geneva Convention the most times in one war.

Technically T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝ is closer to both locations.

The big red supermarket I work for in Aus is being investigated by the government over their record profits during a cost of living crisis and all of a sudden they decided, for no reason, to check to see if they had been paying us right for the last decade and suprise, suprise, they’ve underpayed workers and are now paying it back as a “sorry”, yeah sorry you got caught.

Kinda reminded me of this bill Hicks bit.

All this proves to me is that the global takeover by Metal is nearly finished, soon the whole world will be metal!