More artefacts than the Maya culture

the incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein

You will remember everything since your contraception and remembering being born gives you severe PTSD

… but you will simultaneously puke

The super speed only works for you, but not the symbiots in your body, like your gut bacteria. The increased metabolism combined with the still normal speed gut microbiota causes extreme diarrhea, so everytime you use it, you shit your pants violently.

I swear to god, companies are nowadays just picking the solution with the most buzzwords. Any compiler engineering student knows how to write a transpiler from one language to another, while getting this right is a cumbersome task, it still completly automated afterwards. Just hire a few compiler engineering phds and the job is done in at least half a year.

Look what i found after a quick google search:

• https://github.com/patrickp89/actojat
• https://github.com/opensourcecobol/opensourcecobol4j
• https://github.com/opensourcecobol/opensource-cobol