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Collection plates, absolutely not immoral. Serves the christians right for tipping with fake dollar bills.

As for everything else, uh, absolutely immoral.

Wish my kitten would sit on my lap, but instead he insists on my desk or keyboard.

Oh no, absolutely not.

I’m leaning towards the “needs psychologist” part. I was stuck in a rut from my own bout of hypochondria for pretty much all of 2021, it was not fun. The constant feeling of impending doom and everyone dismissing my problems unfortunately gave me suicidal thoughts like crazy. I eventually sought therapy and it helped a little bit, but a lot of it just went away on its own.

OP, it does get better overtime. Quit looking up symptoms on Google (or other search engine of choice) and drink plenty of water.

Sadly it’s not on the playstore anymore, but I’ve had a free Tetris clone app on my phone for years that has served as a good time killer or a distraction from awkward silence. It’s called Tetra Classic. I think you can still find the APK somewhere, hopefully in reputable sources.

Foresight is for losers. Smell ya later alligators.

butchers a guitar solo, falls off the skateboard and lands on the tailbone

Well it’s either that or awkwardly squishing the G. I think the overspray is the lesser of two evils

Me but with literally every animal, honestly. (Especially ferrets)