Miss me with this pussy shit, bitches!

You need to punch up your comeback game? I gotchu!

Someone called you a motherfucker? “I found out yo momma so UGLEE her blowjobs count as anal. And she LOOOVES giving me “anal”.”

Someone called you a rebel without a cause? “At least I’m not a faggot without a dick.”

Some comebacks that work for almost anything:

Did you think of that YOURSELF, Einstein?
You’re dumber than you look.
You’re not the brightest bulb in the pack, are you?
You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
Did your mommy tell you to say that?
Are you always an asshole or only on Fridays?
Are you sure you know what all those words mean?
I’ve been called worse by better.
You go out in public with that face?
Your village called – they want their idiot back.
You’ll never be the man your mom is.
Which circus did you escape from?
Which zoo did you escape from?
Which ape cage did you escape from?
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Grab a straw, because you suck.
I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain.
If you were a spice, you’d be flour.
It’d be awesome if you used glue instead of Chapstick.

What age do you have to be to get this joke?

Kids probably think its a sexual reference.

Its all yo momma’s fault!

I am sure some farmers are rich.

I am also sure that farmers, like almost any other large group, have a wide range of incomes.

Wealthy white men from rural areas

Farmers?

Very interesting idea. If I could afford it, I’d buy one!

Would you consider a hybrid design too?

I would finally build the dome home I dreamed of in college. Myself, no contractors.

Planning might push this in other directions like an earth berm home or similar. I might also consider some hybrid designs. Alternative housing is really interesting and uncommon.

They’re actually earning the nickname Worst Buy.

I know some shit is unavoidable. But I really do think about clicking on links that seem questionable to me. I try to prevent but also know this is an imperfect strategy.

I’m not exactly an expert so please research all of this further, but my understanding is that you have a few options. In no particular order:

1. COBRA. I know it’s expensive ($800 / mo or more) but you’re still getting the “group” discount your employer gets. Cheaper than buying insurance on the “open market” without getting your employer’s group discount.
2. Major medical. This is health insurance but only covers major incidents. No preventative care. Shitty but better than worst case medical problems bankrupting you.
3. Open market insurance. Just buying straight from a health insurance company. Very expensive. Try Obamacare first.
4. Obamacare. This has different names in different states. Tiered costs based on income. You’ll want to research how it looks at income because this might inform the timing of leaving your job/current health insurance.
5. No insurance. Terrible option, but you can go to the emergency room and they have to treat you.
6. Other insurance. I believe some places like Costco (Sam’s club?) offer health insurance for businesses.
   The whole thing is a confusing mess and no options are perfect.

Have you talked with other small business owners? Do you have connections to the business community that could explain what they do? If you don’t have anyone to network with about this, FIND some people. Even just by walking into their business and telling your story. Many communities have business incubators or other networking for startups. At least one mentor could make a HUGE difference for you.

Is starting the business and ramping it up for some time THEN quitting possible? This could make sense for a lot of reasons, not just health insurance.

If nothing else, you could work long enough to save up 6 months or a year of COBRA and then quit to do your business full time.

Best wishes!

So. You’d rather hear your coworkers shit?

Isn’t almost any sound better than that?

I would prefer a REAL girlfriend to a square headed girlfriend. Stuck. In the woods.

IDK much about it, but this exists:

https://github.com/Alovoa/alovoa

ETA: Apparently there are a few: https://github.com/topics/dating-app?l=dart

Beautiful.

How to get more absolute shit from Goog?

The interwebs existed long before Google. They will continue to exist long after Google.

I’m torn between feeling bad for monkeys and being glad the little bastards are dead. Monkeys can be a major pain in the ass.

Sounds like dehydration is at least part of the problem. I assume they can solve that with howler monkey water stations. Maybe those should just be jungle wildlife water stations.

I think sad salads are more fun: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=sad+salad&iax=images&ia=images

Woman in the top row is having a goddamn existential crisis because of her cherry tomatoes.

Plenty of adults looking like kids. “Do I HAVE to eat it?” Yes, Suzie.

Yes

I love this.

You are good at finding videos that fit the situation.

I have a BUSY GODDAM SCHEDULE, Sarah!