“In Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator, the robots become self-aware and take over the world,” Burke’s study begins. “In this paper, we take a first step in that direction…”

Gee, thanks for taking that first step towards murder bots and the annihilation of humankind. Great job👌

Archive version, no paywall

I think we see a reform manifesto pledge to ‘bring back good, honest turkey twizzlers’ to school canteens 🙃

All woke and no play makes Jack a dull boy

I like how Hawkeye has now been relegated to making line calls at international tennis tournaments

O’Biden? First the Irish claim Obama, now Biden 😄

My link is blue.

Time to go all Wilford Brimley on his ass.

‘One’

Reich calls out the Führer, there’s a headline that writes itself.

Hello Boris! Immaculate lounging you’re doing there.

What’s next? Femtofunctions

BTRFS, wasn’t that Dennis Rader 🤔

But what news of the console legs race?

He truly is the Holy Farter

Thanks! I was having so much fun I didn’t notice.

Complete model collapse can’t come soon enough.

In the same cubicle is an angry, impatient toilet. It has a goatee.

I commend your efforts. Good work.

Still unused in the packaging, I hope