You touch your bare shit covered ass?

Yes, absolutely, and then I proceed to wash my hands because I’m not a Neanderthal

it might look and sound barbaric but it feels amazibg

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they probably mean the Japanese style ones where you attach a seat to the toilet bowl, and on e you are done a small tube comes out and shoots water up

yea I don’t know how those are popular either

Copying the text from another comment i made here:

I have a standalone bidet, not the toilet bowl attachment, which is basically a mini sink, and it works like a sink in that you can regulate flowrate and temperature with the handle

with this kind, you have 100% cleanliness since you use your hand to clean everything, and after it there’s a mini-towel for each person, usually in a towel rack near the bidet so no-one gets confused, and usually in a smaller size then normal towels.

If you’re worried about the idea of using your hand being unhygienic, rest assured, there’s a radical invention called washing your hands afterwards, which, by the way, you should do anyways even if you use toilet paper.

we have a standalone bidet, not the toilet bowl attachment, which is basically a mini sink, and it works like a sink in that you can regulate flowrate and temperature with the handle

how about x.org lmao

yup, for a more prolonged experience you could also smell the interior of new cars, back when you could actually afford one

i used (and still use) to rub shrink wrap with my fingers until it deteriorated so much it ripped apart, it was so much fun

now imagine pushing an update to it

on the opposite side, Myanmar (formerly Burma) has right hand steering and driving on the right hand side of the road

imminent need to pee

Can relate to the surrealism one, it gives me such strange vibes when I’m half waken up yet still dreaming

for now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEXefdbQDjw

they would get on this hyper-epic-420-linked-car and then get out at predefined location of public interest equally spaced out between a route

haha, same, every time someone asks me for a pic i have to choose between refusing by making something up (bad hair etc), going with the privacy infodump, or accepting and just regretting it for my whole life

dumb me for using a timer on the washer /s

“My dishwasher is on the internet!” - “Why is on the internet?” - “To download software updates!” - “Why does it need software updates?” - “To fix security vulnerabilities!” - “Why would it have security vulnerabilities?” -“Because it’s on the internet!”

welp, turns out i was wrong, thanks for the heads up

after some fiddling, i found that the voice recorder app i used to test where the microphone was only utilized the top microphone, while calls and voice messages (at least on signal) use the bottom one

google pixel 6 pro user here, nope, at the top, because fuck the consumers, that’s why

on a more serious note, normally it doesnt pick up too much external audio but if i’m in a crowded place i have to turn it upside down and back up constantly to speak and then hear

yup, not just you, 10 messages deep and it loses everyhting