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Immediate mandatory drug testing for Congress
Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog…
Wait what? The greatest music video of all time is going to become a tv show?
EDIT: there’s a good chance I’m just an idiot
He should resign as President now
Hail the size of Pillsbury Toaster Strudel
I can’t wait to try the Roblox meatballs
Remember when AI was going to free us up to do better things? LOL just kidding, 3 meetings at once.
Self-driving cars will be able to repo themselves so this scenario will definitely happen.
Be sure to write “Finish them” on it before you throw it
Idealistic. It was meant as an insult.
So a terrorist cell carrier?
Is giant baby Jesus trying to sneak up on him?
“Do no harm” is sort of their thing, even if the doctor normally works with dead people.
I’ve watched The Price is Right since the 80s and their prices have always been high. I don’t know if that’s the price in California or if their using the MSRP or something else but their high prices is not a new thing.
Let’s ask Ted Williams’s frozen head. What do you think, Ted?
Ted Williams’s frozen head: …
Thanks Ted
What year is it?!?!?!