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Cake day: July 20th, 2023

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  • The level of commitment is …is… idk… creepy? If Elvis were alive today, I’d encourage him to seek out a protection from stalking order maybe?

    What I’m wondering is… is that like a blow up doll of Elvis (filled with air) Or like a statue? Or is it made of cardboard? I can see they have a cardboard cutout in the corner… my guess from this pic is it’s got a different look, 3D?

    Maybe it’s a Elvis Museum? Mausoleum?



  • This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

    next is the drawbridge… crank that fucker down… then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do… you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

    No Fucking thank you very much!