Well, normally you would call her number, but she exchanged numbers with him, so you would call his number, except that his number is now her number and her number is now his number so you would actually call her number which was his number but is now her number because if you called her number that was her number it’d go to him. In conclusion, you would call her number.

“One day I was out walkin’ an’ I found this big log. An’ I rooolled the log over, and underneath was a tiny little stick. And I was like ,“that log had a child!””

Now it’s back on tumblr!

I’ll need photographic evidence of you putting it on matrix

Sure

Life itself is a gift

Your turn!

That’s actually really interesting

lol I’ve got like three games that I always come back to, I play other games as well but not as much

I’m not on facebook, so I took a screenshot and put it on discord

XMPP + OMEMO

also matrix

They changed the mobile app, it used to be like the desktop app (standard desktop chat gui) but adapted for phones, now it’s different and kinda sucks (not because it’s different, but because it’s janky and buggy and can take 5-10 sec to load anything other than the channel you were in when you last closed it)

You kinda can download more ram, just set the swap file to google drive or something

I reckon mine’d mostly be baked beans and weetbix

probably one of these

• First love (young oceans)
• ain’t no grave (crowder)
• well done (the afters)
• the tired and the hurt (moby)
• always look on the bright side of life (monty python)
• hearing (sleeping at last)

My Grandad died while my uncle played it is well with my soul

don’t forget Ada

Can’t play all of them except the first two if there’s only two

Oh dear

Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue

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