Is there a known material* that lightsabers don’t cut? Serious question.

*Beyond that time Kylo Emo Ren had a hissy and attacked a console, that thing should’ve been way more damaged.

Foot panties!! This is now canon, someone call Merriam-Webster!

Nah, gotta go with soks - can’t have that redundant k in there!

Helen is wearing socks with sandals. Helen don’t give a single phuck.

We’re pretty distant. I’m older but only by 17 months. I love my sister and wish her well but I don’t trust her enough to be close with her. Our mother really did a number on us and I have to be very careful what I tell her, because I don’t have any faith she won’t share it with our mom. And it’s a shame because if we could talk honestly I think we’d have a lot to commiserate on. As it stands we trade texts very occasionally, mostly focused on nostalgia for some TV show or game we played as kids. Never anything more personal than that. It’s usually months between texts.

Her dog died and I wanted to send a sympathy text, but my mother asked me not to because she wasn’t supposed to tell anyone the dog died… well then why on earth did you tell me!!!

We are two women in our forties still goosestepping around a difficult mom who I strongly suspect is borderline, and because of the way she treated us growing up, our sibling relationship basically became collateral damage.

This is why sometimes dog lick my nose.

I tell her to keep her licker in her licker cabinet but she no listen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh snap

See that was my favorite line in the book, and almost everything else wasn’t!

Haha, thanks - here’s hoping!

Ack I seem to have grown a penis too?! I’m a fraud!

En anglais c’est connu comme l’interrobang… moi je préfère le point exclarrogatif!

Wait hang on I’ve been using “za” for ages, was this not legal until now?

Blue jays are my faaavorite (next to my crowbros of course) 💙🖤

Yep it’s insane. Healthcare shouldn’t be a for-profit business FFS.

Nightmare fuel tho

Aw relevant username

This is such an amazing shot!

All due respect but you can fuck right off homoludens

Pushing Ice might be cool. His other stuff is so hit or miss for me.

Judy is a beauty!! 😍

I turn 42 in a few weeks and decided to finally read HGttG because I thought it was a shame that I hadn’t yet done so, being a fan of both scifi and absurdism. I didn’t grok it. People seem to really love this novel, and I kept waiting to have an ah-ha! moment where I understood what the appeal was, but it never happened. I’m sort of bummed about it. :/