don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
It’s no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s always been to fly. Every time I blow out birthday candles, every time I fix my necklace chain, every time I blow away a fallen eyelash, every time I’ve thrown a penny in a fountain (oh how I miss the mall fountain!).
It never fucking works >:(
We could call it the Trenton Makes. Or name it after the Raritan. Or call it the Chris Christie Calorie Bomb Special. Or we could call it The Great Adventure. Or call it something like The 6 and 7 (growing up in Trenton, you get both NYC and Philly channels on TV - for example, Philly 6ABC was on 6 and NYC’s ABC was on 7).
I stink at naming things.
He’s not a New Jerseyan. He’s from Staten Island. They’re all fucking bennies.
Signed - New Jerseyans who hate our state being associated with those people.
Let’s be real though. If 3 million women a year encountered men and only 2 got raped, we’d never have come up with the man-vs.-bear scenario in the first place.
Low key, it’s classy stoner music
Also a great soundtrack for schtupping.
Stahp, every time you say that, an Xer develops arthritis in their knees!
Now where’s my aleve…
This morning :)
I’m on Android and that shirt is definitely blue 🤷🏻♀️
Didn’t doug have a green dude too? And he was supposed to be white?
Bowie lookin’ slick per usual.
She is super adorable, old dogs are the best 🩶
I’m guessing not a fierce, distinguished man of financial stability.
Lemmy and beans
Also lemmy and jeans
Four Rooms. I was 14 but very sheltered and that shit was nuts.
Useless? LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!
Philly suburbs!