It’s how I got my office an amazing deal on Arch Enterprise

What’s the upside down Z-Library icon in the lower left for YT?

Well I was raised in a world where at least a few public school teachers and grownups said, inter alia, that:

• “[The United States of] America’s the best country on Earth”, and that
• “In [the United States of] America, any citizen can become president”.

I feared Trump a lot less after Bush broke me. I fear another Trump less even. Younger, more idealistic me would vomit with disappointment in my shrugging and sighing instead of seething and yelling.

Sometimes I attend 12-step meetings again for social reasons or friendly support or job hunting and even the boilerplate texts will still make me be like “What in the tarnation?” Like literal tarnation.

This is the only Reddit tradition that has no name. But we used to celebrate it at least once every three months, if I can recall correctly.

“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.

—me to the neighbor’s mailbox

I’m partial to The 5.6.7.8’s, myself

Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.

Is there an Occam’s razor when someone shows up in the clothes they were wearing 30 years ago?

almond mom

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

—Urban Dictionary

Let’s pick another one. Aces aren’t narcissists anymore than I am when I check myself out in the mirror. Buffalo Bill style.

When I used to come out of the closet as a teenager, this was a common response: “it’s not real” or “you’ve decided to do this”.

It didn’t occur to me I could have righteous indignation about it, but it did lead to me to a place where I’m still enthusiastically delighted/shocked/vindicated when straight people literally don’t care about gays, or aren’t disgusted by gays, or when they wish noncishet people happy anniversary.

Barack OSAMA is a soshaless and I WILL TERRORISM YOU and the like. Got it.

Omg I h9 this so fucking much

Actual scambaiting is the closest thing I have to religion these days

On the one hand, thank you for being an accessibility buddy. On the other, shall we also transcribe the number and web address of my spammer, too?

Reminds me how I didn’t know that ’til and till are both words until way too recently

Is there still a pro revenge Lemmy community bc I have some ideas

Remarkably, yeah. I always get a little political text spam, but since early ’24 it’s been harassment.