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Mr Durov, 40, said he is the official father of six children with three partners. He started sperm donation 15 years ago and added that more than 100 babies were conceived that way.

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Kennedy also accused several agencies under the Department of Health and Human Services — including the National Institutes of Health, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the Food and Drug Administration, and the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services — of being “sock puppets” for the pharmaceutical industry.

Yes it’s remarkable how unchecked influence can be seen as corruption. Weird that it’s never happened before, or to any other part of this administration.

Their solution: sock puppets that they control directly.

T_mobile doesn’t force its users to get their credit card, or force them to use it, or force them to enlist their friends and family to get one.

If Big Tech has their way, all of these things and Andy Rooney will be yours in less than 60 minutes.

it doesn’t look like anything to me

a) don’t let in anyone who acts like petulant children b) give adults an outlet for occasional outbursts that would make them sound like petulant children

and some young’uns don’t understand that letting AOL onto the internet was the biggest mistake ever made.

I spent years playing games on Commodore-64. Suddenly they release the NES, and the first game I saw for it… kinda didn’t look super impressive compared to the games I was playing on the 64. My buddy says: “You can rent games now” and I shook my head in disbelief at the whole thing.

I had that on a particularly study business card. I used one of those fine-tip pens and got about 40 numbers on it. Now I talk to strangers on the internet, and the points don’t matter.

when I was wee we only needed to use 5 digits for many years. The system would assume the first digit you dialed was the final digit of the initial group. When they switched us to the full 7 digits people acted SO annoyed: who’s got that kind of time when you’re using a rotary phone?

he didn’t leave the building?

Same thing for VHS tapes. That had to be something **super **important, like if they showed Raiders on TV

I edited the file to change ‘now’ to ‘not’ just for grins.

I only saw it on TV. It must have been so surreal.

I get those about once a week. “Your package cannot be delivered” Come on over here you spammy bastards, i’ll deliver a package of my goddamn BOOT up the side of your arse! That’s what I say. It helps me feel better, because why not feel better?

I’m pretty sure that PEOPLE ALREADY OWN A TV and probably can’t afford to replace it.
I have no intention of replacing mine.

Ren Faire turkey legs were SO GOOD. I miss them, and I miss the full-contact jousting knights, who were all certifiable but very fun people.

these guys were hopped up on maple syrup

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old cables. because YOU NEVER KNOW