It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.

Here, bro. Here’s your laptop

“WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?!”

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

“Heh, how long until he pawed it off his face?”

“He…he won’t take it off. Or let me remove it. Help.”

Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”

It was busy uploading a sock.

Bath wolves

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

I don’t remember that one, but I do remember having a few “Moraffware” shareware titles.

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.

“Why are you in palliative?”

“Silicosis.”

“Brah, that is so fkn chad!”

“If it bothers you, wanna help get it down?”

Meh, fist-size drywall repair kits are cheaper.

This, definitely.

I prefer flam over flim.

Yeah, but did you solder it midair like this boss?