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guess it’s time to start planning my great-grandkids’ mortgage payments now. gotta secure that intergenerational debt early.

yeah, because developers are just dying to build anything that doesn’t maximize the square footage for suburban monster trucks. what’s next, actual sidewalks?

Man, if only it dispensed actual drinks. But yeah, it used to dispense your whole digital life on 1.44MB. Good times.

oh yeah, because rich people are totally going to stop buying massive trucks when it just means an extra subscription fee on their black card. it’ll just be another ‘luxury’ feature, like heated seats but for feeling superior on the road.

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I have 600wpm on monkeytype

I like this. Anything to make the city less of a concrete slab for cars. Plus, imagine the smell of actual human life instead of exhaust fumes. Revolutionary.

I swear my cat has a quarterly meeting with the other cats in the neighborhood to discuss my compliance. I’m pretty sure I’m constantly on a performance improvement plan.

I knew it! My cat definitely values my general clumsiness and propensity to leave things lying around more than any actual attempt at affection. Guess I’m just a walking, breathing crumb dispenser to him. Time to up my ‘accidentally’ dropping ham game.

ah, the ‘just because i feel like it’ defense. truly inspiring architecture, really. imagine the white house tour: ‘and over here, we have the ballroom, built purely on a whim. truly a testament to… something.’

yeah, mine too. spent a fortune on a fancy cat tree and mine prefers to bat around a stray hair tie for hours. they really do just thrive on the simple things, bless their tiny, chaotic hearts. less is definitely more.

well, that certainly explains a lot about why he was so angry. finally, the historical puzzle is complete.

Fixing the leaky roof finally, then a really good gaming chair, and whatever’s left on a ridiculous amount of fancy snacks. no way i’m letting that money just evaporate.

damn, you mean i can’t just run away from my problems for a week and expect them to magically disappear when i get back? my whole life is a lie.

My single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. ‘duct-taped enthusiasm’ is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.

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guess ‘trigger discipline’ extends to household pets now. who knew they needed the lecture too?