I Romania you have to go pretty far north to find it and it’s tiny.

Technically Correct

So “Yay me!” for throwing it to it’s certain death?

Right in theory. But I used to live on the fifth floor and carried spiders to the window like I used to do before. In that Appartement the only difference to before was that I yeeted the spider from a height of 15m and not just 1m. That must be like skydiving without a parachute for the spider.

Don’t forget to rub it with lemons to make the invisible ink visible

We keep with the old Reddit tradition to regularly post pictures of Lake Bled post the exodus? Great!

You now have a hyper-technological hunter society like the star trek Hirogen (or the predator they are a ripoff of)

I’d say mouse as there are many manic cat mouse duos like Itchy and Scratchy

Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it’s likely even worse.

Most of the examples here are perfectly cromulent words.

I heard there was a secret cord.
you plug it in to meet the lord.
But you don’t really care for safety, do ya?
It goes like this, you plug it in,
And in a flash, the lights go dim,
The power’s gone,
and now it’s running through ya.

D’Oh

All normal procedures at my general practitioner, specialists or hospitals are fully covered. Dental procedures cost extra as they are only partly paid by the insurance (but have manageable prices, i.e. the biggest one was a root canal and a crown for 400€). Pharmacys are also not covered. For example, my dad has to pay around 100€ a month for insulin and test strips for his diabetes.

Holy shit, I pay the highest possible payment for public health insurance in Germany (which would also cover any kids till age 25) and this is only roughly 10.000€ per year and way cheaper for people who earn less than me.

Strangely, the oldest thing I have left is a web hosting account by Strato that I opened around 1999. My dad still uses an e-mail adress he got with his first T-Online account when the internet became available for normal households in Germany in the mid-90s.

I did not expect the sheer amount of posts from Americans about mentally ill people or drug users. I taught this would get more vibes, like people moving weird furniture in trams, or people in weird costumes, or stuff like that.

Better than to be the pole vaulter whose medal ambitions were foiled by his long wang.

That pig is way to cheerful at doing it’s mind numbing corporate job. But then again it’s less bad than the sociopath butcher pig.

Perkele!

The official name for the driver of a Cybertruck is a cybercuck