Beware the Great Eye of Google. Ever it roams, ever it watches.

Okay I misread that title as “Casio made a One Ring alternative”

How long till Apple photos inserts iPods into the background of your favourite childhood photos?

“Subscribe to premium to (temporarily) remove branding from your family memories!”

True, one person needs an account. You used to be able to do Jitsi - and before it other webrtc calling solutions - with no account at all but now Jitsi also needs the first host to sign in.

But Signal calls, every participant must have a Signal account. The others, I can invite people to join with no account.

“Browser tech”? Just the fact you can make it work from a browser without needing to install anything else. Again, Signal isn’t set up for that kind of thing. It’s just designed and extended from a different use case.

Jitsi. Even zoom and teams allow joining without an account. Good ol’ webrtc and browser tech.

“No tariffs without Harris”

They can’t get out of bed for it without their coffee.

Hi Susie! 🥰 Your mom also says hi and reminds you not to RAM any drivers on your pizza run or your stack might overflow.

Did you get the linter we sent for your birthday? Auntie Linu says you can use it when you compile your route to spot red flags.

Cycling these days has gotten much easier. You can even sleep in and skip breakfast; once out on your ride you can get food from the universal cereal bus.

iNsTaLl aRcH aKsHuLlY iT wOrKs

But do you use Trumpix or Ubuntu Tesla Edition?

Buckle up, bitch. The next 45 minutes are all going to be about soil physics

Now I have a reason to be an Uber driver in your city :-D

You just have to tune the light antennae to the higher frequency. Apple makes it hard to do, because they’re preparing to sell their x-ray watch, but I’m pretty sure you can do it on Android with a screwdriver and a soldering iron.

I was going for the Harrys Truman, but this is much better.

uncensored social media like

Facebook!

Yeah, it cuts both ways.

Then the difference is really that someone else is handing the security, right? At the end of the day, there’s an encrypted file somewhere, and a TOTP only protects a particular connection by network.

KeepassXC handles TOTP.

Nonconsensual nudity only hurts people.

Copyright violation hurts profits.

It’s a joke. Don’t fauce it.

Agreed, but there’s a real cost involved and a real cost analysis to do. Like with the question of people upgrading to more efficient cars (and scrapping the old) or running the old for longer to minimise car manufacture.