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What is Reddit exactly? And how does this meme worship Keanu? It looks like it is shitting on him.

They were so sinister, but back in the 80s they were just randos. There’s a documentary out there about their cult. Really weird, from my perspective, because when I was like 9 years old, I thought it might be nice to be like them at the airport runnning around with a tambourine. I’m so glad I wasn’t. Anyway, look it up and read about them. Then, question everything. The Krishna people, in a nutshell, were worshipping a huge drug lord and it was a mafia, that brainwashed them. Back in the 80s, and even 70s, they were just hippy dippy people. John Waters even made a film about how the daughter wanted to run away from the mother to join the Krishna people. Hare, hare krishna!

No, kids, this is what happens when you are smart and think for yourself and go against the majority when you’re right. You should question yourself often, kids. And learn when you’re trapped in a comment stream of idiots. These people, kids, are idiots. And kids, you can manipulate them and say stuff to them, and they say things that are dumber and dumber, and you, my kids, not sniffing glue, get a pure high off watching them fall over themselves saying these meme-ish things. This is when you know, kids, that you have truly wasted your time well on idiots.

They might have asked, but why should I answer? I mean, the 1990s and early 2000s are all neatly searchable on the internet. Look it THE FUCK up. This is why you internet computer dorks are all over Keanu Reeves in the first place and hate my comment. Because I’m right. You’re all a bunch of nerds and I just hang out here from time to time to remind you that you might like trying actually getting laid. But you never listen. Instead you obsess over Keanu. Maybe you are queer and need to be with Keanu and you’re jealous of Demi Moore. *edit note how this got downvoted because the computer nerds in question are also haters of the homosexual people. Lemmy is homophobic and stupid. Both! All at once! Like the rest of the internet! OOO-la-la

You’re obviously stupid, didn’t get my comment, insist on not getting my comment, so why exactly would you make me know, in public, that you are blocking me? For the upvotes? Kinda lame, my dude. Block the living shit out of me. I don’t want to talk you you, either, because you’re not worthy or smart enough to engage in a conversation with me and you’ve saved me a lot of time so I can talk to people that are worthy of my time. I mean, I’m sorry you’re dumb. But you just are, and I can’t do anything about that.

I thought it was obvious, but apparently it isn’t. I’ll write a book about it and you can buy it and make me money,

I am 100% on board with this. I mean, Israel even gets to be on Eurovision, or anybody that wants to join Eurovision. Eurovision proves that we continentals are really flexible when it comes to the Eurovision. I’m just on board with the original comment about bringing the liquor and making our own country. I’m just so wondering where can we go? I want to be on board. Should we create a mailing list? I want to be on my own and happy, drinking with my fellow left-wing Europeans who are ready and willing to just be free and happy and not worry about what we have to say in public about people. Like, for example, I’m from Spain. Vox is mentally retarded and nostalgic for Franco and people like them here. What the hell? Fucking Spain has been free from Franco for like over 40 years, and I have to mingle with stupid assholes that are nostalgic for him? No thank you. I’d much prefer live in another country. That I made myself with people who are not nostalgic for fascism. You’d think people might learn some shit from history or whatever the fuck. They don’t seem to. Some of them get all nostalgic for Franco. Fuck my life.

If you have to ask by now, you’re kind of not in the know.

Also, I did not mention force. I very much expressed my desire to take anything over passively. Andorra, shopping. Monaco, gambling. No military. Just sphere of influence influencing and boom, over time, we got them taken over gradually and peacefully.

OK, so we’ll all go to San Marino. I was basically throwing out some ideas. It’s a brainstorm, not a contest. San Marino is kind of dear to my heart, anyway, because of reasons you mentioned, which I know well. Also: we need to do it now, because later we’ll all be starved to death in concentration camps.

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I said take it over, not obey the monarchy. The comment I’m replying to suggests creating our own country that is free of fascism. I proposed these two places because they are small and easy to take over peacefully by means of shopping and gambling. Ever hear of passive territorial expansion? That was my idea. You don’t seem to indicate another place for us to go to that would be better, geographically speaking. Maybe an island? Maybe Ibiza? That would be cool. I wonder if you were a boring child. No imagination. I also wonder if you didn’t understand my comment. I was like suggesting territorial takeover. Last time I looked, pretty much the entire European continent is occupied. Forming a new nation within Europe involves taking over a place. I picked a couple of small, easy to take over places with shopping, drinking and or gambling. And all of this is just silly, anyway. Reality must strike. This lovely plan ain’t happening. The future is quite bleak.

There are no Krishna people, either. Does anyone else remember seeing them outside the Boston Public Library in Copley Square back in the early 80s?

That is so not true! My German office mate from way back would drink ANY beer. And he was super fun. As a matter of fact, one time he brought Bud Light to a party I threw. He had issues with green peppers, though. Used to say, “Did you know that green peppers are just unripened red peppers?” I don’t think that’s a German thing. I think it was a him thing.

This could work. We could maybe take over Andorra or Monaco. They wouldn’t mind because we will seduce them by being either A) shopaholics in Andorra or B) gambling addicts in Monaco. It could be like this big European Vacation that never ends (eat your hearts out, Griswalds).