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Bobwehadababyitsaboy
“You might enjoy F1 racing, but I value fuel-efficient commuters more.”
We can like both things.
The only way to stop a bad gun with a gun is a good gun with a gun.
Is “dozens” a large amount?
Never-nudes: no
Safety flaws in aircraft production: yes
Coulda bought 8 of these instead, just sayin’
They wisely stick to AAA games and avoid the hassle of AAAA games like ubisoft
We must secure the warm water port and potato croplands for vodk- er um I mean american french fried potatoes
Fuckin corpos, man
I’m takin this horse by the reins makin’ Redcoats redder with bloodstains
(takes a sip out of 1999 The Phantom Menace Taco Bell promotional cup)
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I blocked those communities a long time ago.
Anyone with an ounce of common sense: Ya don’t say
Right-wing useful idots on social media: [Continue to echo Russian propaganda they’ve been saturated with]
Don’t wait until retirement. Balance your life now. It’s going to be a long slog.
You don’t need to find an amazing career that you’ll love doing until you die. People who get that are extremely lucky, and it’s not the norm. You just need a job that will support you while still giving you time to do the things you enjoy.
Follow this: https://youtu.be/YHxwY3Fz2gU?feature=shared
In pretty sure it would involve a hierarchy based on which monkeys are best at beating other monkeys to death with typewriters.
$20 health insurance my sides
Stale Bread Man is the real villain here.
I, for one, welcome our new gamma mold overlords.
The one night she wants to get freaky is the one night he has to work. Couldn’t plan for any of the other 364 nights, dear?
This is useful because you can’t just assume that the dad lives in the same house with the child. This is probably a detail from the police report that the editor thought was relevant enough to leave in.
This is useful because it specifies that they are talking about the child’s home. With this being a crime story, they could also be taking about the suspect’s home, which was most likely searched after he was arrested. It is awkwardly worded because the editor probably wanted to avoid using the phrase “child’s home,” which could incorrectly imply ownership. Or, that’s just how it was worded in the police report and the editor was too lazy to fix it.
The article is using a police press release as its source. The reporter may also be looking at some official police report. Police reports are not written like news articles, and contain a lot of “legalese” phrasing, irrelevant detail, and repetition that an editor would need to rewrite and cobble together into a short news article. This doesn’t always work perfectly.
I’m not saying this is a well-written article, but there is nothing in here to indicate that it was written by AI. Just good 'ol human error.