It’s a GATO Truck!

You could have ended up on the one with the 84-hour workweek (12 hours a day, no day off) and with child labor… you know… the “good ole days” republicans want to take you back to by hook and by crook, and which the people of all ages have enabled, the old by batshit mental illness, the young by electoral defensive indifference. Soon enough you won’t have time to navel gaze about how bad 40 is.

Back to back Bond!

For Your Eye Only
Monopussy

hOw CoULd gOd LeT tHiS hAppEn To mE! tO mEeEeEeE!!!

Then you open it up…
and the whole damn thing has lines and paragraphs underlined with markers in different colors.

On his way to a remote New England lighthouse.

It’s an empanada.

Betcha this guy’s a hit at all the parties and with all the ladies.

Last time I went to my cellphone carrier offices to upgrade my hardware, they were already pushing the iPhone 15 or 16, but I went in there and asked for the iPhone 10, managed to get the very last one they had in stock. It cost a fraction of what the latest ones did, does everything I need it to do, and a couple of years later it’s still purring like a kitten.

You might need a murder of crows for that one.

Where’s the shaman?

Arguably, there’s a lot to criticize her about, but her leading a carefree lifestyle and finding success in publicizing it doesn’t seem like one.

Wanna bet that whoever latches onto the image to jam their lazy uninformed truthiness (as Stephen Colbert coined the term) narrative into, uses the same kind of lazy uninformed truthiness narrative
bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe MuH pURiTeH
to not vote and empower the goose-stepping fascist goons into the federal government and into their communities.

“Any day now… any day now.”
Yeah, well that (and rape jokes) is kewl ‘n’ all, but did you bother to vote in 2016 and 2024?
“What? No! Are you kidding? Voting is lame, bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe.”

Ritzcoin?

Shredding “Scarborough Fair” to bits!
Parsley sage, rosemary and thyme…

Coldplay is for people who think they enjoy high art because they watch period costume dramas about the Victorian Age. Because that’s what high art is, isn’t it? Stuffy settings and dialogue, delivered in a bygone accent.

He’s astrally projecting into himself, the absolute madman!

I have;

The horny dog ain’t too shabby, either.
By which I mean the guy in the back.

The USS Kielbasa.