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If life gives you oranges, build pyramids.

Yeah, imagine a world where plebs had control over and ownership of the devices they use… (shudders)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrIeP798hiQ

The Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch was as constipated as he was grim. Some said Mister Fluffybottom had seen all kinds of shit except his own, though they didn’t dare saying it when he was near.

Pah! Let them eat catnip.

Good boy, Krasnov. Good boy.

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In a statement given during a press conference in the Oval Office, the president’s stance on the topic was clear:

“I’m a big reader, some say the biggest ever. And let me tell you - when you go into a bookstore, they have books costing like insane numbers, like 100.000 Dollars each minimum. Its an absolute disgrace. You have all these authors getting billions just for putting funny little characters on paper. The democrats… They jacked up the price so much, especially under Obama together with the crooked Clintons and sleepy Joe Biden, they were all in this room when it happened, they were all together. Its a shame. They did the same thing with eggs but I brought prices down like, immediately. Immediately. So fast everybody said “Wow” Because they never saw something like that and I will do the same for these books and newspapers. But all these writers and journalists, who are all producing propaganda for the radical left by the way, they are really terrible people - they’re earning trillions… I was speaking to Mr. ChatGPT the other day and he said “They’re ripping us off, Mr. President it’s a totally broken market, they are killing us.” And I agree, it’s a disgrace. A total disgrace. That’s why I’ll bring prices down by not only 100 % or 200 %, but probably more like 1,000 % in the next two weeks. You’ll never have seen lower prices for medication, let me tell you… And books too. So there will be big price cuts. Bigly.”

/s

Have you tried the reset button? It sits right at the center of the unit’s belly.

They are just too busy winning all the time.

When data on tape is corrupted, use pencil to rewrite it.

Marla… the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can’t.