Obinice

Are you sure? This guy seems pretty sure everybody that uses the current most popular western online community building chat platform is a sex offender if they’re over an arbitrary age. Surely they must be right!

I’m on the Discord community for my metropolitan city along with many thousands of people from all walks of life and all sorts of ages, I need to head over there and let them know that apparently they’re probably all sex offenders!

Does your capacitive phone screen wear smooth over time?

(The point being hopefully they’ll be made of something that doesn’t wear down from human fingies)

Do what you enjoy and do it for yourself. If someone else likes it great, but you’re doing it primarily for YOU, nobody else.

…Guys in your country don’t use bathroom hand dryers?

Do they just… walk out of the room with wet hands? O_o

The worst part is the queue because there’s always like, one hand dryer, and you feel bad for making people wait while you dry your hands properly.

What did Mick do to deserve this 😭

Okay, so long as a passkey is something I can memorise. Otherwise, it’s significantly worse than a regular password (assuming you use good passwords and don’t reuse passwords etc).

It seems like they want to tie it to a physical computer (like the one in your pocket), which sucks big time. What happens if I don’t have access to that computer at all times, or it breaks, or is lost?

I’m planning on getting rid of my smartphone for something that just does calls and texts for example, because I’m sick of how unhealthily reliant I, and everyone, have become on this thing, and I want to be more connected to the real world. What then?

My brain is the best place to store passkeys, it can’t be hacked, stolen, lost, etc, unlike every other option. It’s easily capable of storing lots of randomised unique passwords for each service (surely I’m not the only one that can do this?). It’s the clear winner.

They… Went into a tunnel? This is something to do with the USA isn’t it xD

Woah now, let’s not pretend religions aren’t a man made system to control and pacify people in their own way.

Religion isn’t trying to reign in particularly actively evil people out of the goodness of their creator’s hearts, it merely seeks to make them and the other masses meek and kept in line so they themselves can make the rules.

Washed?

We sent video too, encoded on the golden record! And audio!

Unless I’m misremembering! I’m not, surely? O.o

Don’t worry, it’s not the Conservatives, it’s the Labour Government implementing this!

Good thing Labour will never be anything like the Tories amirite fellow chokers?

Losing the game was a clear concept with the joke of losing the moment you were reminded you were playing. It didn’t have huge depth but it was clever.

If this thing is truly just a phrase that means absolutely nothing and has no meaning or message or purpose, sure that’s cool, but it’s no the game.

Damn, they’ve got convicted murderers running for office over there, AND getting votes? Wild.

Well, don’t forget Bonfire Night after Halloween.

I enjoy it way more, Halloween is kinda boring for me (I don’t enjoy scary things), but Bonfire Night? Everybody sets off fireworks non stop for HOURS and we light thousands of bonfires and we eat bonfire treacle toffee and have chilli and burn effigies of the people that tried to take down the government it’s FUCKIN SICK BRUH 🔥🔥🔥

I would sell so many organs

Do people not still do this? People must still have towers, and they must have on buttons, right?

I’ve not built a tower in a good few years now so maybe I’m out of touch and they’re all voice activated now or use DNA scanners from Gattaca idk xD

If anything, it’s gotten worse since this place gentrified.

Used to be, kids weren’t allowed out after dark, this was a proper dangerous estate, we had murderers and even one or two people with actual guns!

These days it’s all weirdly big cars trying to copy the huge American ones, custom reg plates and live laugh love signs. They can even afford a second car this lot, AND fancy security cameras!

Gone are the days we used to get our cameras smashed so people could nick our motor.

What’s the world coming to?

That’s what they all say, socialist scum. You’ll hang for what you think!

Bake him away, toys.

Did the USA invade the UK last night and I didn’t notice?

Now, to be fair I got an early night, it was Halloween and the nutters were out in force so I popped the ol’ sleeping plugs in and nodded off, but I think I’d notice when I got up for brekkie and the yanks were marching down the road xD

She’s a keeper 😍♥️