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Good idea, how to enforce?

Thank you for your cervix

Alien ant farm? 🎵

Don’t sass the sass master, son

Ðð = th as in ‘this’ (voiced)
Þþ = th as in ‘thursday’ (unvoiced)

It’s fine, just use the right one 🇮🇸

Hear me out I think we need to start believing in hell again so Trump and his goons have someplace else to go

Don’t give them any ideas!

And it’s a constant 30, no slowing down allowed until you’re out of town. (I jest)

He’s not sincere, he’s more like Vance. They had him on Some More News (you know, Cody’s Showdy), and thankfully pushed back on some of his statements… Guess what, that episode has been made private 🧐 (still up on spotify though)

Slowed expansion doesn’t mean contraction, it means getting bigger less quickly (and then collapsing later, probably, but not now).

But yes, what’s providing the resistance to make galaxies not drift apart so quickly? Is it dark energy, is it regular ass gravity, is it wishy thinking?

Nah, someone’s just summoning John Dillermand

Well sure, gotta keep your eyes on the road and a knee on the wheel (because the other hand shoving a burger in your mouth)

Putin logic:
The more you lie, the more honest you are.
The more you steal, the more trustworthy you are.
The more you lose, the more winning you are.
(Beat that, gay western men who steal Russian women!)

Considering that mice live for 2-4 years and naked mole-rats can reach 40, one might expect gene therapy to increase lifespan by 10-20x, but in their ‘superflies’ it only increased their 70 day lifespan by a couple weeks. That’s good news for anyone who was worried that Putin and Xi will live over 1000 years.

You know what jeopardizes competitiveness? Ivan the Tariffle, and charging so damn much for the electric models.

Do the right thing, grandma.

Hey remember when not everyone agreed that cigarettes cause lung cancer? Who was it that funded research in bad faith to suggest that people should totally not worry and keep buying cigarettes… oh right, the people selling cigarettes.