Well they do tell you to sign it, you know so if it stolen they can have that too, so there is one little modification they want. Also taring from a larger piece of paper might count.

He was a world champion Hitler assassin

I assume you are making the cat into tacos and for that you made some good choices

It has to be at a 45° angle with red sharpie for the magic to work properly

Team Fortran raise up, but not too fast our old bones aren’t as strong as they used to be.

English doesn’t borrow words from other languages, it attacks the other languages in a back alley and takes what it wants.

Maybe not being the same asshole that always cries that there aren’t enough back doors in encryption if he is so worried about hackers.

Looking forward to new speedrun strats of jumping to your death ten times to save 10 seconds killing the final boss.

Churchs were mad that nuns were giving away too much money to the poor, so they made a rule to try to reduce it. a bunch of nuns started giving away a bunch of stuff to celebrate st Nicholas Day to get around the rules. Protestants show up and want to get away from celebrating saints, people like giving and receiving stuff on st Nicholas Day, so Protestants come up with wanting baby Jesus giving the gifts, but babys aren’t very good at following directions so they get older kids to do it which is where Chris Kringle comes from. You end up with a bunch of regional offshoots of either st Nicholas or of Chris Kringle. Then the idea of putting bad kids in sacks and beating them with sticks shows up but for some reason no one wanted st Nicholas or a baby Jesus analog to do the beating so a bunch of offshoot characters start showing up as helpers to the gift giver to punish bad kids.
The krampus is hard to pin down because it was in rural areas of Germany and most of the documentation about it is from post cards made in cities using 2nd and 3rd hand information to design what the krampus looks like.

As long as that world doesn’t have any damn sand

I insist on being referred to as whitey mcwhitey face

No way people in Mississippi eat candy corn. It might be where all the candy corn from the rest of the country gets dumped, but no way anyone eats it.