Get your ducks in a row boat. It’s a pun(?)

Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll

Ice cream causes drowning. Just look at both numbers increase every summer

Wow that’s hot 🥵

Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant

And the next plague is upon us.

“Do have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mustafa? He died for our sins, and those of his only begotten son.”

I have a pen

Yes but hot grease can damage plumbing and cool fast enough to cause clogging over time. Pour it down the sink is totally fine, but you gotta run hot water with it