No wonder he likes to step outside

If I watch Invader Zim will it summon a BTGG?

This is true but the upper echelons of probably every corporation is filled to the brim with sociopaths. Wouldn’t be much of a stretch for some psychopaths to make it into the mix.

Nestle, Chiquita and Boeing walk into a bar.

Nobody knows what happened next because the reporter watching them was later found dead.

Yardi

Pathfinder: Kingmaker but the playable characters are the cast from New Girl.

When I’m driving I absolutely don’t want to dig through non-tactile menus just so I can adjust the climate or turn on my heated seat.

Look at Mr. Fancypants over here who can afford a heated seat subscription.

Wife?

Or do.

My complaints on quality of code, maintainability, et cetera are met with “they move faster”, “they have more expertise doing projects like this”, and “they help keep us lean”.

This is all corpo speak for “they were cheap and their H1Bs were close to expiration”

Hmm I wonder if they’re responsible for the Audible app, too?

Oh, same. We have multiple vehicles and I only experience this when driving the Fiesta. It’s almost like people are mad that you have chosen a vehicle based on logic and reasoning over id.

Also, in my town at least, this phenomenon seems to have gotten perceptibly worse over the past 6-8 years. People are just angrier all the time in general I think.

Believe it or not I’ve had good luck a couple of times in the past when I was getting royally screwed over by what was supposed to be a legit company by looking up the email address to someone very high up in corporate, like the CFO or COO, and CC’ing them a reply in an already long and fucked up support email thread meandering down it’s path to nowhereville. I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten some of the CS reps responsible in deep water, too.

I have a chest of drawers that I’d like to sell you.

Give me a small 4dr sedan with crank windows, manual mirrors, pleather seats, tape player, shitty heat/ac, room for just 4 ppl (barely) and electric for $12-15k. They will fly off the shelves.

I don’t think they will though. At least in the US. I currently drive the gas version of this vehicle, a 5 speed Ford Fiesta, and the majority of other drivers on the road seem offended that I’m there with them. I set my cruise control ~7mph over the speed limit everywhere I go (almost all highway driving) and I’ll have people speed up when I switch lanes to go around them because they had been driving slower than me for miles previously. I’m used to seeing nothing but bro-dozer oversized grills out of my rear hatch window. Police could just use me as a mobile speed trap for all the people who feel the need to zoom around me despite always going just below the ‘probably won’t get pulled over’ speed. When I’m turning left at a light and I need to end up in the right-most lane I have to switch quickly to keep the person behind me from flooring it and trying to go around me in the slow lane.

Meanwhile I have low cost to replace tires, low insurance rates and get 40mpg regardless of how or where I drive it.

FYI the Spanish Flu’s origin was a pig farm in Kansas.

Fuck me why isn’t Yardi ever included in these? They do exactly the same thing and using it feels like getting a lava enema.

Anybody else having flaky behavior with youtube videos in Firefox lately? Like, only audio resuming but video freezing after rewinding? I’m wondering if this is intentional on the part of Google.

but a bitch ain’t one

I had a similar situation except I was the dude (but 30 at the time) and I banged the crap outta my version of your mom for a week straight when I went to visit her.