Pringle.

No. I refuse to rank my children as well.

Who? Mr. beast?

And you need it due to extreme clumsiness.

But it includes all trace levels of insects in your food.

Grandpa worked in a power station back in the days of yore.

Left the generator they were working on as he needed a tool. While he was gone an arc flash deleted his co-worker.

I had no idea my absent-minded scribbles in school books were actually fascinating art.

Suck it Mr White.

I upvoted you but I wasn’t happy about it.

Phones with buttons?

The EULA is associated with the CUDA software, not the NVIDIA hardware.

Yes… But that didn’t work as a joke.

Hellclivers 2 vs l-lelldivers 2: the kerning wars.

I would also make room for some seed packets - potato, tomato, chili, etc.

I want some good food while I prestart the industrial revolution.

Surely that last one is “deploy oars, it’s pillaging time!”

“You see, killbots Patriots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men planes at them until they reached their limit and shut down.” - Captain Zap Putin

Poor you.

• Alice Deepan

Dumblebum, Bare Butt, Dingleberry, I call my dog pretty much anything but his name.

The Master Race

Son of a birch.